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Our philosophy is simple, give people what they want in a timely fashion and at a reasonable price! Here you'll find wacky one-offs, limited edition runs and unique items all done with our hands-on touch. If you see something you like and you want it signed, dedicated or otherwise artistically defaced - just let us know and we'll make it happen! Also, if you're interested in combining more than one item in your order, we do offer shipping discounts. Please Email Us with the items in question and we can provide you with a revised invoice. All Prices and shipping rates are in US dollars ONLY if you're an International Resident please Email Us | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Super limited run, designed and hand screened by the band to celebrate the release of our newest video - DO YOU SAY YOUR PRAYERS AT NIGHT? T-shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton and come in men's sizes small through extra large (S - XXL)
For only $5 - US ONLY
International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.
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It's alcoholism in the afterlife and it's based on a true story! Speaking with the Dead - a.k.a. You Tell Me is our newest single that we're excited to share with you!
+ Indivually burned CD-R, hand written by the band and includes unreleased BONUS track - $5 (Includes Shipping!)
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As a love letter to Lon Chaney Jr. and all things that go bump in the night, Do You Say Your Prayers At Night? is our first single since RACE TO THE RED
+ Digital Download (Homesite Discount) - 75¢
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+ Indivually burned CD-R, hand written by the band and includes unreleased BONUS track - $5 (Includes Shipping!)
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RACE TO THE RED is our D.I.Y. debut release featuring LIVE favorites in an all thriller, no filler, 10-Track CD pack. Peppered with hidden vignettes that will have censors reaching for the mute button, RACE TO THE RED will impress and delight all fans of loud guitar music.
Strictly Limited Edition deluxe packaging (only 1000 exist...) with hilarious inner sleeve by reclusive outsider artist Tom Dolan.
+ Physical Album only $7 (Includes Shipping!)
International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.
+ Digital Download includes bonus
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Includes a Limited Edition numbered cd with deluxe packaging (only 1000 exist...) with hilarious inner sleeve by reclusive outsider artist Tom Dolan PLUS: ♦ Hand-signed Tour Poster ♦ Surgical Mask ♦ Post Card ♦ Button For only $10 (Includes Shipping!)
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What exactly is The Silver Pig? Well, it's a silver metallic piggy bank that we bring to LIVE events as our Tour Fund Tip Jar. The problem with being a 7-piece band is how much it costs us to leave home and come to your town.
Now here's the thing, we WANT to go to your town, ROCK your world and hopefully avoid getting arrested in the process! So how does this work? Click on the PayPal button below and make a donation. Be sure to include your name and geographic details so that when we do show up at your nearest venue you will be our special guest for the night and make-out like a bandit with the swag!
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| We've got tons of wacky stuff to satisfy all your medical punk-rock needs! For example... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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The most important recent addition to the world of art has to be the work of the esteemed spiritualist the Rev. Dr. Belvis. With concise bluntness and multilingual authority Belvis sets fire to the ethers of pretension to win the hearts of children and adults alike. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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With the world economy still in a downward spiral, the strange re-emergence of Kopi Luwak / Civet Coffee as the premier must-have caffeine fix recently caught our attention. The civet, as some of you may know, is an Indonesian cat-like creature that passes raw coffee beans through its digestive tract. The ensuing fermenting process creates a bean that produces the world's smoothest mug of coffee. The whole procedure may qualify for 'Ripley's Believe It or Not' but, the next part of our story certainly does...
Bored with his select cans of Sheba and award winning kibble, our resident lay-about and band mascot, Waldoze has stepped up to the plate to help fund our world tour. In a few short weeks Waldoze Coffee has quickly become a contender in the rarefied field of the world's most expensive coffee beans. In a blind taste test coffee critic Chris Crudden had this to say, "The aroma is rich and strong, and the coffee is incredibly full bodied, almost syrupy. It's thick with a hint of chocolate, and lingers on the tongue with a long, clean aftertaste." At $200 a pound, plus shipping, Waldoze Coffee is the punk-rock brew all you indie-rock-coffee-house slackers have been waiting for! Buy a bag today and take a gourmet caffeine ride to the next level - if you dare!
(Waldoze Coffee is guaranteed fresh so Email Us today for your bag and please allow at least 2 weeks for this labor-intensive product to arrive.) |
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You get 5 randomly assorted Surgeon Marta buttons. Guaranteed to contain 5 different buttons.
For only $5 (Includes Shipping!)
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Here you get 2 "Wish You Were Here" 4 x 6 color glossies featuring nurses, swords, cigars, robots and a doctor in duress... Perfect for postcards!
For only $1.50 (Includes Shipping!)
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Slow Down Pussy Cat Thrill, Thrill! 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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The Other Green Zone St. Patrick's Day 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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WatchThis! Friday the 13th 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Punk Rock Audacity 11 x 17 B&W Poster For only $5.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Doctors Only KXLU's Livation 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Surgeon Marta's Night Shift 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Taix Skull 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Bleecker Bob's N.Y. Race to the Red Promo 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Zombie Smash 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Girl Gang 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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The Carrot Trick This show was voted "Gig of the Year 2009" 11 x 17 Color Poster For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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Radio Pigs KXLU's Livation Show 88.9FM 11 x 17 B&W Poster For only $5.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY
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