Let's dispense with the junk copy, the cut and
paste gibberish and at long last welcome you to the
New and Improved Surgeon Marta.com

Like many bands before us, our website was first a MySpace page and then a single page linking to MySpace. Don't get us wrong, MySpace is cool. (Heck, we have a link to it at the bottom of this page...) However, it's finally time we had our own home-sweet-home on the web.

So, whether it's Bad Medical Advice, "Try-Only-At-Home" Make-Up Tips or How to Win Fans and Alienate Bookers, you'll find all this and more right here at SurgeonMarta.com

Oh, yeah and let's not forget some slam, blam, those lab coats look glam - Rock and Roll!

Rx,
    SM